How I Became a Brony

So, by now, you're porbabily wondering how I became a brony. In my opinion, it's one of the strangest stories that I've ever been a part of.

I was working on a 217 slide PowerPoint for school. It was an interactive story called "Senior Prom". There's a character in it who was a brony. In one scene, he chats with the main character in a chatroom. The scene starts with him posting: "And that's how I lost my medical lisense." After I showed it to my class, most of the students asked me how he lost his medical lisense. So I created another 336 slide PowerPoint on how he lost his medical lisense. I made it like an actual movie. The main storyline was as followes:

The brony is sitting at home watching "My Little Pony", when suddenly, the station goes out. We soon learn that Discord took "My Little Pony" off of the air as an act of revenge. He had left the portal to Equestria open, and none other than Rainbow Dash enters. They both agree on a battle for the show.

Discord:"If I win, I get to delete the show forever."
Rainbow Dash:"And if I win, the show returns to HUB, and you never come back."

So Rainbow Dash and Discord battle at Cowboys Stadium. The battle is being broadcast live over a television network I created, ESNN. (Equestrian Sports & News Network) Rainbow Dash wins both rounds and defeats Discord, thus brining the show back to television. Meanwhile, the brony is conducting a surgery. As he starts to operate, CNN reports that the show has returned to HUB. Upon hearing this news, he cuts the blood vein of the person he's operating on by mistake. And that's how he lost his medical lisense.

Are you still with me? As I was working on this, I had made Fluttershy the anchor for ESNN. And she wasn't shy. At all. So I watched an episode to learn more about her. I found the show to be funny, so I watched another episode. After watching 3 more episodes, I had discovered that I was a brony.

THE END

Shortand verson: I became a brony while working on a PowerPoint.